Special Citat: IRC-logg

Först av allt vill jag varna för att detta inlägg är både långt och kan väcka anstöt hos känsliga.
Det här är en chat-log som Jens skickat till mig där han diskuterar djupa saker som går från äppelpaj och tuttar till Guds sexualitet.
Jag tänkte först korta ned den och dra ut snuttar här och där som var riktigt kul, men insåg snabbt att det skulle förlora mycket av poängen och sammanhang.
Så här är ett special inlägg tillägnat loggen, long and uncut! Hoppas ni får er ett skratt :)


(~Kuei) http://cdn1.cdnme.se/cdn/7-2/1964986/images/2010/sdc10078_80793839_108216448.jpg
(~Kuei) PIE!
(~Kuei) \m/
(@FatMus2) that looks like a biscuit
(~Kuei) it be pie
(@FatMus2) if you say so
(~Kuei) crumplepie
(~Kuei) with apples
(@FatMus2) enjoy
(@FatMus2) before it gets cold
(~Kuei) you have some!?
(~Kuei) gimme some
(~Kuei) gimme gimme gimme
(@FatMus2) wait
(@FatMus2) that wasnt you taking a pic?
(@FatMus2) like you usually do?
(~Kuei) what?
(~Kuei) fuck no
(@FatMus2) oh
(~Kuei) I just googled it
(~Kuei) silly mus
(@FatMus2) wha
(~Kuei) I'm tierd
(~Kuei) that's why I'm acting out
(@FatMus2) its not my fault you built yourself up as a guy who does that
(@FatMus2) xD
(~Kuei) wait a minute..
(~Kuei) I can make pie!
(~Kuei) oh wait I can't
(~Kuei) don't have the things needed
(~Kuei) maybe I'll just force it onto someone else
(~Kuei) I wonder what mom is up to
(~Kuei) serious talk though
(~Kuei) is there such a thing as apple-noodles?
(~Kuei) I got Dragon's Crown today
(~Kuei) it has enormous boobs and other things
(~Kuei) and now time for tacos
(@Keyblade9) wooo
(@Keyblade9) one piece romance dawn is coming to NA
(~Kuei) and how is that related to pie, apple-noodles, tacos, Dragon's Crown or boobs?
(@Keyblade9) the girls on one piece have huge boobs
(~Kuei) you are forgiven
(~Kuei) I have not seen one piece though
(@Keyblade9) haha
(@_SilentBob_) who doesn't like boobs?
(@Keyblade9) It's pretty good though
(@Keyblade9) not many people are fans of the art
(@Keyblade9) but it have pretty good quality
(Cheeney) huge boobs
(Cheeney) and pencil bodies
(Cheeney) lol
(@Keyblade9) Luffy does considering it's one of the reasons why he use Rose lol
(~Kuei) wat
(~Kuei) Because boobs?
(@Keyblade9) http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2013/sep/19/i-chose-rose-because-size-her-breasts-interview-luffy-rose-changes-shadowloo-showdown-2013-best-players-region-and-more/
(~Kuei) Psychostick has made a song called "Because boobs"
(~Kuei) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYlytyuKsc&hd=1
(@_SilentBob_) keyblade9 I chose cody because of the size of his wrench
(@Keyblade9) well hotness is one of the reasons why I chose Ibuki lol
(@Keyblade9) but more so that she's a ninja
(@Keyblade9) then again hotness is always a factor as to most of the girls I use lol
(@FatMus2) bye bye
(@_SilentBob_) well if you're going to stare at that character so much during training and fighting, might as well enjoy what you see XD
(~Kuei) that's why I pick Urien
(@Keyblade9) lol
(@_SilentBob_) lmfao
(~Kuei) I mean......uhm.... Viper
(@Keyblade9) lol
(@_SilentBob_) I pick Rufus for that
(@Keyblade9) too late, damage done
(@_SilentBob_) Rufus is like pure boob jiggle, but everywhere
(~Kuei) fuck!
(~Kuei) does that mean I'm gay now?
(@_SilentBob_) definitely
(~Kuei) fuck!!
(@_SilentBob_) now be a man and go suck that cock
(~Kuei) well off to suck cock I go
(~Kuei) slurp
(@Keyblade9) lol you made it worse
(@_SilentBob_) take it like a man
(~Kuei) as long as I am happy doing what I do
(@_SilentBob_) yeah
(~Kuei) maybe I can unlearn my gayness
(~Kuei) there are camps for that
(@_SilentBob_) XD
(@_SilentBob_) it's alright to be gay, unless you're an attention whoring faggot
(@_SilentBob_) XD
(~Kuei) being gay and be in a camp with only other gay guys seems like the perfect way to become straight (@_SilentBob_) it is, it's been proven by the bible
(~Kuei) and as we all know, the bible is backed up by science and stuff
(~Kuei) but it is a fact that god is gay, or at the very least bi-curious
(@_SilentBob_) yeah, those scientists tricked us all by changing the planet and making it round instead of flat (@_SilentBob_) he is
(~Kuei) why else would he have placed the male g-spot 4 cm up the ass?
(@_SilentBob_) he created man first
(@_SilentBob_) XD
(~Kuei) and then he wanted to be inside man
(~Kuei) I imagine that's how it went
(~Kuei) he took the rib from Adam
(@_SilentBob_) yeah
(~Kuei) so by definition he was inside Adam to get it out
(@_SilentBob_) turns out, the man was hetero, so he created a woman
(@_SilentBob_) omg you're on to something there
(~Kuei) but then got all emo because man no want to have God-sex so out of the garden of eden for the both of you
(~Kuei) then in a hissy-fit God killed the dinosaurs
(@_SilentBob_) XD
(~Kuei) it's proven that dinosaurs and man lived side by side
(@_SilentBob_) there were no dinosaurs
(@_SilentBob_) it's a trap set by god to test you
(~Kuei) are you saying I'm making all this up?
(@_SilentBob_) the only dinosaur to ever exist was raptor jesus
(@_SilentBob_) he was the chosen lizard
(~Kuei) just look at the evidense, Flintstones! BOOM! Dinosaurs and men! Jurasic Park! BOOM! Dinosaurs and men!
(~Kuei) you just got served
(@_SilentBob_) all traps set by god to test your belief in him
(@_SilentBob_) flintstones was created by satan
(@_SilentBob_) it was the first creation of dinosaurs
(~Kuei) !!!!!
(~Kuei) noooooooooooo
(@_SilentBob_) the other ones were corrupted by flintstones and fell into satan's hand
(~Kuei) my worldview destroyd!
(@_SilentBob_) sorry bro, but it's never too late to repent
(@_SilentBob_) take the god dick deep my friend
(~Kuei) if I will offer my butthole to god, will he forgive me?
(@_SilentBob_) yes, but only if you accept the creampie
(~Kuei) can I lube? or is that a sin?
(@_SilentBob_) and suck it clean afterwards of course, it's only a form of respect
(@_SilentBob_) lube is an invention of satan
(@_SilentBob_) god created saliva, man's perfect lube
(~Kuei) I will spit my ass, as I spit into satans face!
(~Kuei) take me god!
(~Kuei) I am waiting for your loving embrace!
(@_SilentBob_) remember, god must film it to keep it into his records

It's that time of the year again!

2 Okt 2012.... Var det verkligen så längesen jag uppdaterade citatlistan???
Hög tid igen då! :D 
Jag tror vi kör på med alla jag har lyckats ackumulera hittills. Gå och ta en kopp kaffe, det här kan ta en stund ;)

-TS

“Alex: Once you go BLACK, you never go BACK

Jordan: Haha.. I guess thats kinda true.. I mean my current girlfriend is white but she wasnt always ;D

Brandon: Sooo... Youre saying she use to be black?

Alex:  Did she pull a MJ or somethin??

Jordan: Wait, what??? What the fuck is a MJ??

Alex & Brandon: Michael Jackson

Brandon: Ya know.. Use to be a black dude.. but turned into a white woman?

Jordan: What?? NO!

Alex: Dude.

Brandon: Dude..”
 A deep conversation beteween bros late at night over the Xbox.

"Milda.. får dig att glänsa i sängen..". 
Cicci ändrar lite på Mildas tv-reklam med deras slogan "Milda får dig att glänsa i köket"
  

 "Vilka stora vackra öron du fick! Läckerbit!"

Jag försökte ge Marre en komplimang för hennes fina sminkning

"Just spooning my girlfriend.. out of her container.. It's ice-cream."

Helen Bateson, single lesbian

 

Jag: "Right, did tit go well?"

Brandon: "These two? Do tits ever go bad? I didn't know they had an expiration date."

"That's gonna be shakier than a handjob from Michael J Fox."

Brandon beskriver en turbulent flygresa

 

"Vad sa du för nånting? Sa du 'dö-Westlunds'? "

Min fars fenomenala engelska. (the)

 

"I let them get hard first, then I suck on them."

Brandon vet hur ha vill ha sina Riesen godisar.

 

Jag: "You slobbered all over me!"

Brandon: "That's not slobber, it's called 'Love"

"-Vad kallas tigermammans mamma?

 -Morrmorr!"

Marres humor i ett nötskal ;)

 

 "Jag anar ugglor i soffan"

Hannas sambo Niklas ;)

 

"You went from Sonic the hedgehog, to Gandalf the grey"

Brandon jämför Frittes hår med hur han såg ut när han var yngre

 

 "You look like Legolas ugly cousin!"

Jag om Thor-bilden på Jimmy

 

"I put off a little prick"

Så här förklarar min far på engelska att han tar bort mögel från en brödbit.

 

"Det är så himla märkligt att prata med en tjej jag inte själv blåst upp."

Mathias Jonsson på facebook

 

"Today is your dad's birthday? You should call him. Oh right, he's in Europe. Wait... we ARE in... Europe..."

Inte alla dagar Brandon har koll på vart han är nånstans

 

"I'm not even drunk and I can't find the hole!"

Träffa rätt med nyckeln är en svår sak för Brandon

 

"I've never seen anyone battle food before."

Camilla var förundrad över min kämpaglöd då jag försökte äta upp min sista taco.

 

Fritte: "Okej - när jag fyller 40 kan jag medge att jag börjar bli gammal."

Cicci: "Äh, dra nåt gammalt över dig! När du kan dra pungen över dig, DÅ är du gammal!"

 

Jimmy: "Det blir nog ganska tungt i bilen."

Tezz: "Säger du att jag är tjock?!"

Jimmy: "Nej, du är smal som en pinne."

Tezz: "Men en pinne är ju för smal."

Jimmy: "Ja men som en större pinne då."

Snygg räddning Jimmy ;)

 

 Marre: "Du har fan minne som en guldfisk!"

Alex: "Du har minne som en jävla torsk." 

 

"Det ser ut som ett Creeper-hus"

Jens systerdotter om Foppa-Hotellet