söndag 12 september 2010

From my Trip!

Idag har jag lite speciella citat eftersom jag varit i USA kommer de flesta citat att vara på engelska. Enjoy!

-TS

"Skål och tack för att morsan sprack, hade inte morsan spruckit hade vi inte suttit här och druckit."
Min granne Sandra drog en liten ramsa

"You gotta twist the nuts"
Brandon seems to be into some freaky shit o.O

"If you wanna freeze you can stuff ice down your shorts"
Amy's suggestion. Again brandon seems to be into some weird stuff lol

"Your girlfriend has more metal in her face then a shotgun blast victim"
Alan points out that I have many piercings lol which I don't! just 2 ffs lol

"If you wanted a backrub all you gotta do is ask for one... just not right now"
Now is never a good time for Boo ;P

"Your hand was salty and weird"
Amy, you do NOT want to know where that hand has been ;D

"I'm just a stupid terrorist, eh tourist!"
I said to the clerk at a underwear store, she just laughed at me, thankfully. I so very nearly blew my cover >.>

"I heard all the Twilight talk and I threw up in my mouth"
Not the best way to wake up for poor Boo

"I think I'm pregnant. This is my sushi love child right here"
Me, Boo and Christina went for sushi... again. I ate too much.

"I swallow air sometimes and choke on it"
Christ, someone please teach Christina how to breathe properly? XD

"I put the 'boo' in 'boobies' "
You can put your boo in my boobies, Brandon... uh yea o.O totally

"Sessan kommer alltid ha en speciell plats mellan mina skinkor. Det är ju bara det att jag måste få plats med Kupo och Fritte också. Jag har häcken full så att säga.
Jens... uh... har häcken full lol

Cicci: "Älskling, kan du mata?"
Fritte: "Ja, men jag är inte hungrig.."
Lilla Lilly skulle matas 07:30 - "Papa Fritz" är ingen morgonmänniska..

"Den ska jag ha, svälj den inte"
En trött Simon vill itne att Tezzi ska äta hans bok? o.O Hur fattiga är dem egentligen?? T_T

"Shhh, my common sense is tingeling"
Jens = Nya Peter Pan?

Jag: "På tal om rolig så torkar jag mig i baken"
Jens: "yeaaaaaah...."
Jag: "<3 iphone"
Jens: "ah du torkar dig i baken med din iphone, got it"